also, I wish my family would leave me alone. I have been leaving my room, a lot. I just don’t like to be outside for too long because 1.) I’m sick and 2.) I value my alone time. And I keep trying to go to the beach and wade in the ocean alone but locals keep coming to try and swim with  me and pester me and god dammit I just want to be alone in the ocean is that so much to ask for. the only alone time I get here is when I’m in my hotel room so go away. Also also, my body is the only thing on vacation here. My mind has been getting worse since I got on the plane. I thought vacations were supposed to be get aways? no. they just suck the money out of you and make you think you’re relaxed until you see that you’re broke and burnt from head to toe.

except me because I’m awesome