I feel like I’m the only person in the whole world who doesn’t like gifs of half naked people on their dash. Like, I don’t like you looking at me and licking your lips then taking off your shirt that’s fucking weird stop just go get me some ice cream maybe then I’ll be interested.

and porn gifs…just stop. if you really want it that bad go buy a hooker. 

you all think I’m kidding but I’m not. They really weird me out.

I just don’t like being naked or seeing people naked it just weirds me out idk why.

if you were covered in pizza I might reconsider.