April 2012
Anonymous asked: i have a crush on you toooooo ha
Apr 30th
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I cut my crotch when I was shaving and it HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME A BANDAID STAT
Apr 30th
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I’m always really flattered when I find out that a girl has a crush on me because girls are picky as fuck
Apr 30th
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me: *breathes*
me: *gains 80 pounds*
Apr 30th
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pumb3ck: funkies: imaslytherinbitch: amantes-amentes: pinkfloydqueen: societydefinedbeauty: when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.  literally me on the computer he’s so cute omg 
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I need more gore blogs to follow
deep sigh
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junecoast: i just want to curl up in a ball and sleep forever someone save me
Apr 29th
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previouslysane: when i grow up i want to be a little dancing asian girl
Apr 29th
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turncoatgodhead: i got 99 problems but SUMMONING  SATAN  AIN'T  ONE
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Me: I think I'll masturbate
Entire family: LET'S HAVE A FAMILY REUNION IN YOUR ROOM IS THAT OKAY
Great grandmother: HELLO
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Aint nothin' but a G thang
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It’s so hard to stay 97 lbs when you have a midnight truffle blizzard from DQ
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