April 2012
Anonymous asked: i have a crush on you toooooo ha
I cut my crotch when I was shaving and it HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME A BANDAID STAT
I’m always really flattered when I find out that a girl has a crush on me because girls are picky as fuck
me: *breathes*
me: *gains 80 pounds*
pumb3ck:
funkies:
imaslytherinbitch:
amantes-amentes:
pinkfloydqueen:
societydefinedbeauty:
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
literally me on the computer
he’s so cute omg
I need more gore blogs to follow
deep sigh
junecoast:
i just want to curl up in a ball and sleep forever someone save me
previouslysane:
when i grow up i want to be a little dancing asian girl
turncoatgodhead:
i got 99 problems but SUMMONING SATAN AIN'T ONE
Me: I think I'll masturbate
Entire family: LET'S HAVE A FAMILY REUNION IN YOUR ROOM IS THAT OKAY
Great grandmother: HELLO
Aint nothin' but a G thang
It’s so hard to stay 97 lbs when you have a midnight truffle blizzard from DQ