January 2012
December 2011
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Shows what years of mental/emotional abuse can do...
It makes you stronger.
Fuck the haters
I’m BETTER
now she's apologizing and telling me she's jealous...
nice save!
Here is a chat on Facebook between me and this...
Rachel Purdy
let’s just say we haven’t really made any effort to be friends, so I don’t know you. but everything I’ve heard about you hasn’t been good. and I guess it has something to do with you being one of my boyfriends ex’s. honestly? I think you’re trashy. this is one of those moments I’m probably going to regret being so outgoing with...
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Now some girl who I’ve never given an effort to be friends with tells me I’m trashy because of what she’s heard about me.
Alrighty, lol.
QUIT FUCKING TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR WRISTS AFTER...
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING ITS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHY OTHER PEOPLE LOOK DOWN ON SELF HARM AND THINK ITS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC. THE REAL REASON WE DO IT ISN’T FOR ATTENTION BUT BECAUSE THERE’S NO OTHER WAY FOR US TO FUCKING COPE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE
Here's to 2011.
One of the best years I’ve had in awhile.
Mostly because I met you. You’re the reason I fight my sadness everyday. You’re the reason I can really smile and laugh with everyone and not fake it. You’re my motivation to keep my room clean (lolololol). You are by far the best thing that’s walked into my life since meeting my dad. I love you so much and I’m sorry...
allisonelisabeta:
Started doing Pilates.
God I’m so sore
wtf
red-cassis asked: Black Swan is amazing.
Watchnataweeee:
dyking:
MOTHER OF GOD SAVE US ALLLLLLLLlllllLLLLLLLLLLLlllLLLLLLLL
BLESS THIS WOMAN
Black Swan is SO good
good golly gosh!
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female anatomy
zach: isn't the clitoris the lips of the vagina?
me: .....not even close
zach: then what are the lips called?
me: ....lips
zach: that's it?
me: yup..
zach: I just know that vaginas feel good
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
keona: I rode by a shady trailer park..I heard a girl got raped by that trailer park.
me: that trailer park raped her?!
keona: omg beside the trailer park, GOD
At full speed! →
funkingarbage:
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ahahahahahaha.
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask! ...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Anonymous asked: all of them, I must know all of them.
hm, why not?
1: Full name?
2: Current crush!?
3: Addiction?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: Favorite color?
11: Confession;
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last Text?
17: Who’s a stranger:
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn on’s?
23: Turn offs?
24. Bestfriends?
26: Second confess?
27: What I hate?
28: Who’s annoying?
When you dislike someone so much that their name... →
funniest10k:
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oh I can relate lol.
MUUUSABA SAID: OH YEAH. SHORT HAIRED GIRLS ARE...
well then I feel bad for him that he has to stand next to someone so sexy and my milkshakes just bring all the boys to the yard..
muuusaba asked: peach motherfucker, now cheer up, you're really pretty.
sometimes I feel bad for my boyfriend that he has to acknowledge me in public.
I look like a lesbian or a boy, my hair is shorter than his, I’m not pretty or skinny enough. I wonder if his friends look at me and wonder why he’s even with me. I’m hideous. As much as I want my long hair back I just can’t stop chopping it off and now one side is shaved and it’ll grow...
REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET
dozendeadoceans:
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die.
i’m bored, okay?
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Chasing Pavements
fuck her and her beautiful...
me: what are tig ol' bitties?
zach: they're tig ol' bitties.
me: Do I have tig ol' bitties?
zach: yes.
me: is that a good thing?
zach: yeah you've got big ol' titties
me: I thought I had tig ol' bitties?
zach: you do
me: then what about big ole titties?
zach: you have big boobs, shut up.
on a happier note
I have b.o.
gross!
